I’m Geoff and thanks for stopping by my little corner of the web.
If you are here it’s because you are sniffing around on little ol’ me – be it for good or evil. And that’s OK…I don’t mind people sniffing around.
Wondering what I do? Me too! Kidding….I’m kidding.
Well, I like long walks on the beach, farting unicorns and I’ve recently become really interested in memes.
That last thing has become borderline obsessive.
If you mean professionally (Ha!), as in can I maybe help you…there’s this.
The nutshell version:
I can help you make more money in your business using the internet.
Now that’s a pretty broad statement, am I right?
Especially since I don’t know you, what you do or anything like that. At least not yet.
Bottom line, whatever business you are in, you better have 3 things already taken care of:
- Your own website. And I don’t mean a page on somebody else’s website. I mean your own glorious piece of the virtual pie that as long as you renew your domain and pay for hosting you control completely. YOU! It’s Yours!
- If you do any kind of local business – real estate, a contractor, attorney, medical stuff, own a restaurant or store or something – you better already have claimed your Google My Business listing. If you haven’t…Google it and do it. Now.
- And, of course, drum roll please, that Facebook business page. You’ve got one, right? I don’t mean your personal profile where you see all those awesome back-to-school pictures and political post pissing matches and all that crap. I mean a page, named after your business, that you USE to generate business and connect with your potential customers and clients.
If you don’t have those 3 things…well, you’re screwed. You don’t have a business, you have a dream.
Those are the must haves.
I can help you with any or all of those things. You can also go to Google and YouTube and use the magic search function and figure all that stuff out on your own. That’s fine. The ONLY wrong way is to not have these things in place.
From those 3 things, a fortune can be made.
But there are so many moving parts even within those 3 foundation pieces and each and every business is different that I’d just be blowing smoke up your backside if I tried to take this space to tell you what you need to do next.
And those people that are constantly selling you and bombarding you that you just need to do ‘This 1 Thing’ or ‘Buy My Complete Marketing System’ – they are full of shit. They are only out for their bottom line, not yours.
So be careful with that.
But anyway…that’s a little about me.
Now you know what I do (kind of), you know that I like to use swear words and you know that I don’t like seeing hardworking, honest business owners get ripped off by assholes.
Oh, and one other thing…I’m a big fan of keeping it simple and implementing systems so that your business is always moving forward and always ‘marketing itself’ using the super cool powers of the internet and you can spend your time running your business, enjoying your family or traveling the world. Or sitting in a bar, drinking a beer.
Whatever you want to do.
Chances are damn good I can help. If you want to talk, just send me a message HERE, and let’s get to know each other.